Prayers of Adoration

Our team was hunting around for a name last Summer which lead me into kind of a jag where I couldn’t stop thinking of new ones. It went on for weeks. We ended up as the Capitalist Pigs, which was not my favorite–I preferred Whackamatic. The following is my list of two or three hundred others offered in the hope that someone will find them amusing and maybe use one.

Buckwheat
Purina
Spatula
Gooseberry
Road Rash
Elucidate
Hum Dinger
Sawbuck
Beef Red Curry
Red Meat And Sprouts
Windows98
Insider Trading
Herpes
Biohazard
Rod And Gun Club
All You See Right Here
Complete Breakfast
Dog’s Breakfast
Overhead Bin
Big Swinging Daves

Kerfuffle
Visible Foot
One With Everything
Zen Toaster
Doofus
Tsunami
WW4
Tunnel Of Death
Mass Holes
Mullahs Of Invention
Sweet Reason
Onomatopoeia
Obloquy
Spikeskrieg
Paronomasia
Outliers
This Space For Rent
Throw Money
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers
El Duderino
One Hand Smacking
Drool
Fibbertigibbet
Monkey Chow
Xyzzy
Sum Of Squares
Saxifrage
Wasted Potential
Fray
Altercation
Wrangle
Irascible
Pounditry
Carrion
Lacto-Ovo-Carno
Miss Congeniality
Uncredible
Runs With Scissors
Toonces
Dumbledore Is Not Dead
Meriadoc
Hooch
Sober Again
Whack
Indefinable Something
Vexed
Froward
Sea Lawyers
Somebody Stop Me
Turtles All The Way Down
Gravity Check
Crotchets
Snark
ROTFL
ROTFLMAO
One Big Thing
Flagrante
Idiomanumoragorophobia
Feel The Pain
Suck It Up Maggot
Kultursmog
Smaug
Booboisie
Bobo Chic
Pointy End
Between The Ditches
Mutant Ninja Setters
Moral Equivalence
Mutually Assured Destruction
Asymmetrical Threat
Auntie Of All Wars
Preemptive Surrender
Leisure Theory
Vission Thing
Confusion Matrix
Bogus Gravitas
Consequences Ensue
Beer Telos
Irreducible Complexity
Go Large
Regrets Only
Murderball
Ship Of Droolers
I Ate What?
Phftt.com
Group Hug
Dave’s Disciples
Published Perished
Homer’s Heros
Calvinball
Chump Change
Ciao Baby
What’s In It
Whambam
Fwoot
Swoosh
Splat
Kaching
Other Peoples’ Money
Baba Louie
Found And Surly
Strolling Bones
Triple Delight
Woot Monsters
Futomaki
VBGBs (say it fast)
Shinola
Panjandrums
Pooh-bahs
Satraps
Viziers
Thwackers
Thwacktronics
Thwackamation
Beaucoup
Deep Thoughts
Trout Flop
Swagmen
Axel Wrapped
Wonkery
Flying Attack Porcupines
Flying Wombats
Get Whitey
Free As In Beer
nOObs
Cognitive Dissonance
Rod & Tod
Nurse Ratched
Debauched Sloths
Hardscrabble
Cadge
Tickle Me Hillary
Conspicuity
Shenanigans
Lock Box
Whirled Peas
Flied Lice
Six Of One
And Your Little Dog Too
Energy In The Executive
Brazilian Straddle
Tenacious Bunny
Killer Rabbit
Last Days of Disco
Corporal Punishment
Swinging Meatballs
Jingle All The Way
EIEIO
Shrinkage
Standing Aggression
Jonesing
Got My Jones On
Mojo Jones

Soup Nazis
Jammin
Faint Praise
Whizzer
AB Positive
Whimsy
Schadenfreude
Schadenfrugen
Mindhead
War Pig
Porcus Profundis
Big Fish
So Let It Be Written
Inner Beauty
Thought Crime
South African Hurling Club

Release The Hounds
Hound Dog Yodelers
Ground Pounders
Big Island Air
Hang Time
It’s The Shoes
Hypnotizing Chickens
Bongo Fury
Sears Poncho
Tyburn Tree
Vivisection
The Ugly
Brain Donors
Nixon & Elvis
Kids Today
Whackamatic
Whackamation
Whackitude
Whack
Whacky
Whacksimile
Whackery

Whackinator
Whack Kings
Whack Monsters
Monsters Of Erudition

Fatwa
Jeepers
Creature Feap
Title V

Fungus Amongus
Fat Boy
Razzmatazz
Dazzlers
Dim Sum
L8R M8
Famous Last Words
Inside Straight
Immortal Nut
Perturbations
Epiphenomena
Play-Doh Halo
Doh! Masters
#! (Pound Bang)
#\/! (Pound Whack Slash Bang)
Tonight’s Entertainment
Whangdoodle
Hootenanny
Hoedown
Spasm
Paroxysm
Lawyers On The Make
Inside Job
PowerPoint Pilots
Back Nine
Free Lunch

Whackinator
Whackerator
Joy Whack Club
Canis Major
Modern Stone Age Family
Funny Money
Demoralizers
Hazmat
Mass Spike
Counting Coup
Dorkus
Dinkus
Wingnut
Special Ed
Sweetums
Surrender Monkeys
Rain Makers
Music of the Sphere
Wallah